Health HQ Black Friday Guide 2025
High ROI Purchases for Optimal Health
Happy Post Thanksgiving everybody! Here are some deals worth taking advantage of this Black Friday-Cyber Monday:
Health HQ Black Friday Rules:
Only buy things you’d be buying if it weren’t Black Friday
Only buy consumables or utility items (Things you’d need anyway)
One-in, one-out
For me, this looks like gifts for others, supplements, cosmetics, and ‘essential’ utilities like cotton shorts, barefoot shoes, health tech and wooden cutting boards. All of which are replacing an existing product
Here are a few deals worth taking advantage of this BFCM. Some of these brands I’m affiliated with, some I just like. All run by quality, value-aligned individuals
Self-Plug: Custom Protocol Bundle
I’m opening up a limited number of slots for my comprehensive optimization protocol. This includes:
75-minute deep-dive consultation (audit of current protocols, environment, constraints, and goals)
15 min Follow up call (for tweaking after month 1)
Fully personalized optimization protocol covering:
Metabolic optimization
Strategic androgen optimization
Complete supplement stack with exact dosages and timing
Circadian alignment protocols
Lifestyle/environment design
Lifetime subscription to Health HQ Insider Substack (normally $11/month)
Access to exclusive client-only protocols (never published publicly)
I’m bundling all of this for $450. If you’re looking for a custom protocol, exclusive client-only protocols, and lifetime access to Health HQ, you can sign up here
High ROI Black Friday Deals
All links are in underlined headers. Discounts are pre-applied or on-site
EMR-TEK: 50% off Red Light Panels (code NOAH)
The best deal I’ve seen this year. 50% off their Red Light Panels. Krypton has both UV, Red Light and NIR light. Probably the best investment on BFCM
Based Supplements - Mega Shilajit Jar + Up to 55% off
We had a bunch of overstock mega jars so we’re selling those at normal shiljat jar price. Also doing big bundle discount on our vitality trio. Check it out
Wayve Wear - 20% off
My favorite clothing brand. I have every pair of their shorts and most of their shirts. 100% organic cotton with Merino wool lining. Made by Yahli out of California. 10/10
Meraki Medicinal - 50% off + free merch
Vance is running a 50% off for methylene blue subscriptions. Also giving away some hats & stickers. I lost a bet so obligated to post this one
Oliva Dorado - 20% off
Artesian-grade single-farm Spanish olive oil. My gift of choice. Jeremy (founder) is about his oil.
Wayve Wear - 20% off
My favorite clothing brand. Run by Yahli out of California. I wear their pants every day and their shirts weekly. 10/10
Oral BPC 157 - 10% off
I’ve probably taken more BPC 157 than 99% of the internet. I love it. Recovery, gut health, cognition, vascularity, hair growth. The list goes on. My only unfair advantage and something I always have on hand
Loxstar - 35% off
New peptide hair growth serum by my friends Vance (Meraki founder) and NootBro. Have experienced noticeable hair thickness the past few months. Combine this with redlight and dermarolling for max effects.
Notable Alpha - 30% off
My favorite Testosterone Booster. Increases free T, boosts dopamine, immediate noticeable impact on vitality & mood. Proprietary extracts that are hard to come by and actually work (check out some of the studies on their site)
LifeBlud - 25% off
If you’re going to be taking supplements daily, make sure they’re pure & reputable. Lifeblud conveniently stocks all of my favorite amino acids, minerals, and vitamins
Taurine
Glycine
Creatine
L-Tyrosine
B Vitamins
TUDCA
Bioenergetic-based supplements. No fillers. Elite quality. The founder overstocked on amino acids and is practically selling them at cost right now
Limitless Life Peptides - 35% off (code NOAH15)
The go-to for everything peptides.
TB-500
Ipamorelin
CJC
Currently Running VIP & KPV from limitless for my mold poisoning protocol. If you’re looking at getting any injectables this year, now is the time. My discount code stacks with their 20% off added at checkout
Equip Foods - up to 40% off
My go-to for beef protein isolate, collagen, and colostrum.
Ramp Health: B4 - 35% off
Alcohol is bad for you. But the social fluidity that comes with alcohol has its benefits. You can get the social effects of alcohol without the alcohol if you know what to target (eg. boost GABA & dopamine) B4 from Ramp health does this well. Been taking it before going out. Makes 1 (or zero) drinks feel like enough and mitigates the damage from alcohol
Ryker Clothing - 25% off
100% cotton shorts with merino wool lining. I have 4 pairs and wear them every day of the week. Great for training and the natural antimicrobial properties of the merino keeps them smell-free.
Mirror Skin Copper Elixir - 20% off (code NOAH)
I know that skin health starts from within, but Lipid-encapsulated GhK-Cu is incredible. Noticeable improvements in a week, I’ve been using it for 6 months and its leveled up my complexion
Fountain Head Shampoo - 25% off
Saw what was in my girlfriend’s shampoo and was mortified. Got her Fountain Head and her hair has never been better. Raw honey shampoo + Aloe & Honey conditioner. I’ve been using it myself (the mullet needs nourishment)
Nic Nac Nicotine Lozenges - 15% off
Nicotine is one of my favorite nootropics. Nic Nac has great nicotine lozenges that are cleaner than their pouch-based alternatives.
If you’re going to use nicotine, use these. Read my nicotine thread for how to properly use nicotine as a cognitive enhancer
Health Y Sol Soap - 10% + Free Soap + Mystery Gift (code NOAH)
Tallow based soap is the best soap. What more can I say
Wyde Footwear - 25% off (code NOAH)
Barefoot shoes that aren’t ugly. My everyday wear and will continue to be for the foreseeable future. They just got a US warehouse to dodge tariffs & shipping cost. Melker (founder) is a wizard.
Rhizals - 20% off
Leather grounding shoes with water buffalo soles. Copper rod for conductive charge. If you’re looking to get some grounding in these are your guys (they look classy too)
Hope you enjoy. Buy what you need, get rid of what you don’t. Have a great weekend
Great list, too bad that I'm in Europe
i’m still trying to figure out why black friday is still a thing!