Health HQ BFCM Guide

High ROI Purchases for Biological Specimenry

Hope everybody had a great Thanksgiving. Here are some deals worth taking advantage of this Black Friday-Cyber Monday:

Health HQ Black Friday Rules:

1. Only buy things you’d be buying if it weren’t Black Friday

2. Only buy consumables or utility items (Things you’d need anyway)

3. One-in, one-out

So for me, this looks like supplements, cosmetics, and ‘essential’ utilities like cotton shorts, barefoot shoes, and wooden cutting boards. All of which are replacing an existing product

I keep a net-neutral amount of stuff. Buy one thing, get rid of another. This stops the consumerism creep.

Here are a few deals worth taking advantage of this BFCM. Some of these brands I’m affiliated with, some I just like. All endorsed by yours truly

(P.S. I’m doing discounts on few private consults. If you need lab analysis or want a custom protocol, DM me “CONSULT”)

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High ROI Black Friday Deals

All links are in underlined headers. Discounts are pre-applied or on-site

My Personal Lab Panels - $50 off

I was sick of incomplete lab panels so I partnered with Labify Health to create my own. Before spending money on supplements, spend money on labs. Test don’t guess

Based Supplements - 30% off

I just partnered with Based to launch Black Ginger. Better energy, better testosterone, better mitochondria. Incredible compound and 10% higher potency than the next leading brand.

While you’re there you can also get Butea Superba, a product I also launched with them. Combine with the Black Ginger for an elite afternoon pick-me-up or pre-workout

Meraki Medicinal - Up to 52% off

Black seed oil, methylene blue, and methylene blue tallow balm. All ran by Vance Elrod himself. Great products that are hard to find elsewhere. I also owe Vance so take advantage of his ridiculous Black Friday special (tell him Noah sent you)

Oral BPC 157 - 20% off

I’ve probably taken more BPC 157 than 99% of the internet. I love it. Recovery, gut health, cognition, vascularity, hair growth. The list goes on. My only unfair advantage and something I always have on hand

Notable Alpha - 35% off

My favorite Testosterone Booster. Increases free T, boosts dopamine, immediate noticeable impact on vitality & mood. Proprietary extracts that are hard to come by and actually work (check out some of the studies on their site)

Notable just launched elite Lions Mane and Anacyclus Pyrethrum products as well. Check those out while you’re there

LifeBlud - 20% off

If you’re going to be taking supplements daily, make sure they’re pure & reputable. Lifeblud conveniently stocks all of my favorite amino acids, minerals, and vitamins

• Taurine

• Glycine

• Creatine

• L-Tyrosine

• B Vitamins

• TUDCA

Bioenergetic-based supplements. No fillers. Elite quality. The founder overstocked on amino acids and is practically selling them at cost right now

Limitless Life Peptides - 35% off (code NOAH15)

The go-to for everything peptides.

• BPC-157

• TB-500

• Ipamorelin

• CJC

If you’re looking at getting any injectables this year, now is the time. My discount code stacks with their 20% off added at checkout

Equip Foods - 30% off

I don’t use whey (gives me acne), but I love beef protein isolate. Loaded with glycine and other amino acids, Equips beef protein it the superior powdered protein. They also have great colostrum, collagen, and mold-free coffee. The founder is legit (Anthony Gustin)

Ramp Health: B4 - 30% off

Alcohol is bad for you. But the social fluidity that comes with alcohol has its benefits. You can get the social effects of alcohol without the alcohol if you know what to target (eg. boost GABA & dopamine) B4 from Ramp health does this well. Been taking it before going out. Makes 1 (or zero) drinks feel like enough and mitigates the damage from alcohol

Ryker Clothing - 20% off

100% cotton shorts with merino wool lining. I have 4 pairs and wear them every day of the week. Great for training and the natural antimicrobial properties of the merino keeps them smell-free.

Mirror Skin Copper Elixir - 20% off

I know that skin health starts from within, but Lipid-encapsulated GhK-Cu is incredible. Noticeable improvements in a week, I’ve been using it for 6 months and its leveled up my complexion

Fountain Head Shampoo - 25% off

Saw what was in my girlfriend’s shampoo and was mortified. Got her Fountain Head and her hair has never been better. Raw honey shampoo + Aloe & Honey conditioner. I’ve been using it myself (the mullet needs nourishment)

Nic Nac Nicotine Lozenges - 15% off

Nicotine is one of my favorite nootropics. Nic Nac has great nicotine lozenges that are cleaner than their pouch-based alternatives.

If you’re going to use nicotine, use these. Read my nicotine thread for how to properly use nicotine as a cognitive enhancer

Health Y Sol Soap - Free Shipping + Mystery Gift

Tallow based soap is the best soap. What more can I say

Wyde Footwear - 20% off

Barefoot shoes that aren’t ugly. My everyday wear and will continue to be for the foreseeable future

Rhizals - 20% off

Leather grounding shoes with water buffalo soles. Copper rod for conductive charge. If you’re looking to get some grounding in these are your guys (they look classy too)

Mangones - 15% off

Favorite snack. They just finished their 2024 harvest and I ate 3 bags in one day.

Hope you enjoy. Buy what you need, get rid of what you don’t. Have a great weekend